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Go to a Suns game. Spend happy hour downtown and then take the light rail to Mill Ave if you're still young and wild. Hike a mountain. Browse Phoenix Public Market on a Saturday morning. Visit the zoo, the Heard Museum, or Desert Botanical Garden. Find food trucks and festivals around different local hangouts. It'll grow on you, too.
Phoenix has the best weather on earth nine months of the year. It has great people, growing food culture, vibrant local businesses, and fun nightlife. Major tours for music and comedy always make a stop here. The outdoor beauty is unparalleled for a southwestern city. The murals covering walls throughout downtown add a fun touch. Public transportation is on the up and up, and the airport is great and easily accessible. Cost and quality of living line up favorably when compared to other major American cities. On the whole, I feel safe here, with career and personal growth opportunities.
I love this city more than I ever thought I would. You should too.
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Caveat: I am a left coast elitist snob….not really.
Every time I'm in Phoenix I always think of breaking bad ( don't ask me why…as that takes place in Albuquerque).
Good: Plenty of affordable dining options, affordable housing, pretty vistas, sports teams.
Bad: Urban sprawl, insane traffic, weather,and lack of any discernible culture.
Other then that it's hunky dory…thanks for the speeding ticket….thanks for the Grand Canyon.
See ya next Time Phoenix.
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Bye Phoenix. Go to hell. Maybe one of these summers, the temperatures in shithole Phoenix will rise to 300 degrees and the entire place will melt.
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My only gripe… felt I was going to melt all the time… hot!!!!! I was guzzling water all the time… but it's a desert after all.
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You rarely think a government agency can be this openly corrupt, but I guess Phoenix citizens are OK with it.
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1. Always Dutch Bros
2. Apparently this city's economy is solely based on people claiming auto accident injury settlements. Every billboard in town is for accident attorneys.
3. The best hiking is on the South Mountain
4. Wildflower is better than Panera
5. The Drury Hotel in Chandler is very nice and family-friendly ( The one in Tempe is crap).
6. The Desert Botanic Garden was enjoyable, especially when it's open at night.
7. Need car repair? Check out Matturro's
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The sunsets are beautiful. Monsoon season is everything. You learn pretty quickly how to find any shred of shade when parking, even if it means parking a mile away. And to always drink water, even if you're not thirsty. It might be air conditioned but it's still a desert.
I miss South Mountain hiking. Decorating cacti in Christmas tree lights. The Phoenix Zoo. Chase Field. Spring training baseball.
I don't miss the snow birds or the traffic out of nowhere.
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–Sprawl central, filled with endless beige corporate chain outposts hawking lower quality Chinese imported products. Citizens seem blissfully ignorant to the terminal nature of this zoning, it will crumble eventually under its own need for resources and tax dollars that don't exist. Trust me, the epic suburban sprawl here is monstrous and far worse than anything you've probably ever seen anywhere else in the world.
–The hottest city in the Western Hemisphere… the city hit temps of 128 degrees in the summer of 2017 and stayed over 118 for a week straight. Your shoes will melt if you walk outdoors on certain days. It is possible for someone to die if they are outdoors for more than 10 minutes on a hot day. Doesn't cool off at night either. You literally live indoors 6 months out of the year, watching boring TV and becoming more and more disgustingly obese. NOBODY exercises. Even when the weather is optimal in the winter for exercise, the neverending butt-glued-to-couch phenomenon permeates this place like a Biblical plague.
–Full of mean, nasty, robotic, phony, backstabbing midwestern Stepford Wives/Husbands and their offspring. These people are mostly painfully BORING transplants from Midwestern sinkhole towns like Flint, MI and Detroit. Some Wisconsinites (nice but thoroughly hollow/dumb) and kooky Dakota people who bring the myth of the movie "Fargo" to real life. Everyone is pushy and rude. Nobody smiles. Everyone drives a Buick or a Chevy Silverado and thinks they're outrageously cool, when, in reality, these people are by far the biggest losers in the US.
–Legions of FAT and DUMB people for miles and miles. How on Earth did a city evolve into this? If you have a liposuction business, might be the biggest goldmine in the world, as long as you can handle the thoroughly moronic and completely devoid of culture clientele. These folks are incredibly dull and have a naive approach to relating to others that is fully ego-based. "Hey, pal, you're an idiot and resemble a joke from late night cable TV. What's going on with the outrageous ego? Check it."
–Overpriced. House prices are slipping into outrageous territory, and no sellers seem to care that this area will probably be uninhabitable for humans in 2 decades. If you own a house, sell it NOW and get out while the getting is good. Or, you'll be stuck with a house that is underwater that NOBODY wants. Don't disregard this piece of advice, you will regret it.
–Terrible economy. Unless you have a high six-figure income in this city, it's not worth it. 80-90% of this metro area is filled with service and lower-tier management jobs that might clock in around $35,000 yearly. Why put yourself through the pain of living in this hellish place and not be paid well for it? That would seem to be the dictionary definition of unjustifiable suffering.
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circa July 1978: you lured my gullible widowed mother to move here from New Jersey with a promise of a good life, dragging me and my 2 younger sisters along. Don Bolles and Bob Crane were murdered in Phoenix around the same time, but that didn't deter my mother at all. The new tract 3-bed too-small fenced-in house on 59th Ave / Bell in Glendale that we settled in looked like vanilla concrete slab with an arched front (bedroom) window, sliding windows/door, and sunken living room (3 of which influenced my mother to fall in love with the overpriced house). A far fry from the 2-story big house sitting on the lush suburban hills in north Jersey (with no private fence). The neighborhood was full of little kids so there was hardly anyone nearby my age to play with. We moved here with a wad of cash and ended up poor for years. Since you don't need to shovel snow here, my mother gained weight, became a more mercurial parent, and smoked heavily due to boredom. I personally spent 5 miserable years with her because of it, with very boring summers staying in with the a/c and doing lots of reading and watching TV, with my infantile sisters goofing around on their own. Even Rex, the family Collie, was miserable that he could no longer run the hills back east that he, a Scottish breed, should continually be doing. My mother held various jobs as a secretary, with social security, to make ends meet- just so she could enjoy Arizona living. She'd work a full M-F 9-5 and come home, cook supper, watch TV while eating (we weren't allowed to talk to her at all while TV's on), and go to her room and watch more TV, then get ready for bed. She had no pastime or hobbies. We were pretty much left to fend for our own and figure out how to entertain ourselves. It was a sappy cycle. Each summer, she had to set the a/c on 80 degrees with the fan running to save on electric bills. She promised us a pool until she found out the costs, so no pool. Thank God we didn't have evap cooler. The schools here were, at best, meh. The students looked mainly trashy with no regards to their personal appearance. My sisters' first friends had sad backgrounds: one friend had a total of 7 abortions and another was molested by her stepfather (the mother's probably 6th husband). It was frightening to witness but to my sisters, it was better than no friends at all. I had only very few friends because of the rampant drug problem, and I refused to have anything to do with it. Only those who came from better money looked better. It has been known that Arizona rates lowest in education. I fortunately had the smarts to survive on my own and was able to keep my grades up- enough to qualify for various financial assistance to pay for my college education until I graduated (yay!). At 19, I moved into a studio apt on my own and never looked back home in Glendale. I wanted to start over and enjoy what's left of my teenage years that I so deserved…
My writing this review is partly therapy: a release to move on some more. First, I got tired of enviously watching my Jersey childhood friends having had a stable upbringing and much better life, and my wishing I could move back and live with my paternal grandmother, who was very very dear to me). Instead, she and I religiously wrote letters from 1978 to 1994 when she eventually passed away. The same goes for my childhood friends, writing letters to keep my spirits up and so I wouldn't feel so left out their current events. Thank-you EVERYone. Why the 2 stars instead of 1?? Well, first, I am not angry. The star bonus is actually due to…drumroll…my Furkids. That's right! My Furkids saved me and brought me renewed happiness- beginning with my first cat, Cleo, who I adopted as a kitten a year after I moved into that apt. A succession of my adult Persians- Rudy, Brandy, and Melody joined the ranks, as well as my two Shih Tzus, Beau and Romeo. They have been the true key to my survival in Arizona and keeping my chin up and just enjoy whatever I've had coming my way. And, I love the snow and fireplace better than the heat and, ahem, trashy a/c. BTW, I looked at my old 'hood in Glendale and it is now ick, the beauty's expired…
A lesson for you to consider…when something's "cheaper", there is always a catch….when something's "too expensive", there is usually a very good reason!
However, I shall def move!
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1. I feel the city is failing to meet ADA guide lines at most public places such as not providing enough space for wheel chairs, walkers and cane at most public places, failing to meet ADA requirements for the deaf, hard of hearing or mentally disabled.
2. There are not enough housing resources for the homeless and that is the reasons for so many homeless people with many being severely mentally disabled.
3. Lack of resources for these people. When these people apply for lets say SSDI or SSI they are often denied a few times and put on long wait lists. We have to ask ourselves these questions if we became disabled today and could no longer hold a job how long could we support ourselves on little to no money??? I mean there are very few people who can. SSDI is a program where people pay into the system with their pay checks and this is the way they are often mistreated at the hands of the system. If they are already getting it and lets say they are facing a CDR the agencies often want to send them to a special exam when there is sufficient evidence to continue them. I'm one of them. Last year I was sent to a doctor who was very rough with me. Just to give everyone an idea of what what went on when he asked me to do two certain moves and when I could not do them he proceeded to force both arms upward and put his hands on both shoulders and pushed real hard downward. This is abuse!!! I have disk degeneration of the spine and after he did that to me I went to my doctor and alerted her but after the incident I feel as if I have been getting a little worse as time goes on. This gives an idea of what went on in the past and still goes on in many states. Now let me say I feel changes are on the way at DES for the better but it takes time for change. What I would like to see is better costumer better service, and to see my services continue along with more education so those with disabilities can have better services.
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Destroy her. She's probably crazy.
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Maybe just leave her be… certainly she's not actually dangerous.
A wizard of words, i am. A crazy basic bitch I'm not.
Have a blessed day, Yelp.
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