Brenna
1 year ago
So, i had just woken up completely smashed from poisining myself with enormous ammounts of alcohol the night before and needed something to get my life back on track. And that, my friends, is exactly what Cafe Frederik did. What. A. Place.
It all started when i walked in through the door. The atmosphere struck me immediately. I spotted the beautiful black chairs and had to try them. So soft. The best chairs my white butt has ever placed itself in. I could sit there for years. But no, my behind wouldn't allow that. I had to take a dump. So i got up and headed up the stairs to find the much needed bathroom. My god, let me tell you, the toilets are so white, it's unbelieveable. And clean, my backside had everything it needed to take a holy dump. 10/10 for the shitcontainer. After completing my shitting ritual i headed downstairs in a quest to find food. And food i found. I ordered a burger and was dumbfounded by how good it tasted. An explosion of taste in my mouth. But the food was not even the best part about this dining experience. No, it was the servants of the Cafe. Weronika and Signe were there that day. And let me tell you, they are great. The greatest. The service was exeptional. Rarely have i had such a good time with servants but these servants were something else. I will never forget these people and what they did for me in such a dire time. They helped me sort myself out and get my life back on track, and for that i will be forever gratefull. Thank you Cafe Frederik!
It all started when i walked in through the door. The atmosphere struck me immediately. I spotted the beautiful black chairs and had to try them. So soft. The best chairs my white butt has ever placed itself in. I could sit there for years. But no, my behind wouldn't allow that. I had to take a dump. So i got up and headed up the stairs to find the much needed bathroom. My god, let me tell you, the toilets are so white, it's unbelieveable. And clean, my backside had everything it needed to take a holy dump. 10/10 for the shitcontainer. After completing my shitting ritual i headed downstairs in a quest to find food. And food i found. I ordered a burger and was dumbfounded by how good it tasted. An explosion of taste in my mouth. But the food was not even the best part about this dining experience. No, it was the servants of the Cafe. Weronika and Signe were there that day. And let me tell you, they are great. The greatest. The service was exeptional. Rarely have i had such a good time with servants but these servants were something else. I will never forget these people and what they did for me in such a dire time. They helped me sort myself out and get my life back on track, and for that i will be forever gratefull. Thank you Cafe Frederik!