Bumfluffersknobshine

Thanks to this product I can see in the dark. MAN!! MY HELMET GLOWS RED. I'm scared airplanes might land on it

Spingledoink was my safe word.

Both David and Nigel respected this.

I can only comend their Professionalism as they packed away the tools of their trade as the Ambulance and Police Sirens came into Earshot.

It's all a bit fuzzy after that.

But anyway I'm on the mend now.

Thanks Guys.

I will look at the scars and smile….

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Fantastic up the bum services they really leaned my pipes out and I was able create big logs again instead of splattering the pan
5 star service

David and Nigel came and serviced my old boiler to my full satisfaction.

A previous workman who fiddled with the nozzle (and also, bizarrely my wife's flaps) failed to identify the oil spurting out of my big manifold.

It is my first experience paying for such services and certainly will not be my last.

They can come and test my little r2s anytime.

Olly Dearden

I can see my face reflected in my helmet. Need I say more?

Absolutely love this product and a must for any modern man, just pull back the skin and get buffing. I was emailed shortly after purchase to add an installation service offered by a man called Dunsten and he really knew what he was doing I reckon he has probably been buffing bell ends for years as his approach was second to none. Only issue I had was dunsten was so good things got a bit limp rather quickly but hey, I can't really blame the product for his handy work. If there was a 6 star option bumfluffersknobshine would be having it, especially you dunsten you dirty little man x

its amazing how it keeps its shine ! ..every time i take it back out just it seems to light up the room! .. and it helps with the rigidity , lasting ten times longer… would buy more of this, as value for money goes its a real winner 5 star every time

My wife really loves Bumfluffer's Knob Shine as she now says that my knob is so shiny that she can see her face in it. Which is funny because I see it the other way round…

Not sure it was the angle of the sun yesterday, but I had to put a pair of shades on as the sun was bouncing off my knob. Decided to use less product today and I no longer need shades.

My Bobby's Helmet now shines like a torch, so much so that I've saved battery life on my mobile from not having to use that whilst on "nocturnal activities".
Delighted David "got it out" in time for Christmas.

The best knobshiner i have ever used, and i have tried a few! Thanks to Bumfluffersknobshine i no longer have to use my grannies old duster and Mr Sheen, she was starting to ask some awkward questions but i just said it was PVA glue.
It is very slippery and a great lubricant with the added bonus that while undertaking aggressive knob shining my hand slipped and i accidently fisted my own anus, alot.
Would definitely recommend this. And the Knobshine.

Love this product buffs my bell beyond belief …..lovely fragrance too putrid Haddock is my favourite the girls go wild with the aroma from my trouser area….. only wish they did it in the 5 litre size….

love Davids knobshine product, been using it for the last 20 years

Amazing product, I purchased one bottle of Bum Fluffers Knob Shine and now my knob is shiny and sparkling, My wife was amazed with the results and says it glides past her openings much smoother than before. will definitely buy more

I inadvertany got this to shine my knob,s, little did I know it was not for door knobs, I shined my knobs and the next time I opened the door my hand slipped and walloped me in me clackers. Went to put some cream on them, but with screwd up watering eyes I got the wife,s delapidation cream whacked it on, and went dancing off like Michale Flatly doing an irish jig.